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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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