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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Enchantments Applied: 254 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mines Excavated: 3043
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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