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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Enchantments Applied: 90
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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