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Cash Birthday Card Fun

Birthday, birthday card, CARD, Cash, celebration, convenience, Digital, electronic, financial literacy, Fun, generation, gift, gift card, Kids, Millennials, MODERN, MONEY, online shopping, PRESENT, Technology, Traditional, trend

yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

armor, bedrock, boss fights, Builders, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, Ip:, java, LifeSteal, Map, Mature, meets, MONEY, Network, Other, Plot, Quest, RPG, sadly, Shops, Sight, SKY, Terrain, torrent, Version, weapons, Website, Wiki

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

Awareness, Community, concern, droga, drug addiction, education, History, intervention, intervention program, Mass delusions, mental health, Minecraft, noble democracy, oriental feudal tyranny, Poland, Poles, Polish, Polish posters, POSTERS, Propaganda, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Support, Worried

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5771	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3055
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

BELIEF, blocktopia, cause, Commitment, conviction, Dedication, devotion, diamonds, Die, life’s work, love, loyalty, Martyrdom, Mission, Passion, Principle, purpose, sacrifice, Selflessness, ultimate goal, ultimate sacrifice, unwavering commitment, VALUES

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4891	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ores Mined:	6554
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1214
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.