Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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