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| Players: |
100/800 |
Votes: |
4973 |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: |
7 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
| Meteorites Collected: |
2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
2 |
| Towns Built: |
10 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: |
2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
6 |
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