Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gods Slained: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Enchantments Applied: 238
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2631 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1142 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1182 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Villages Defended: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ores Mined: 6043
    Gods Slained: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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