Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 93

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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