Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Enchantments Applied: 231
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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