Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 8559 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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