Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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