Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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