Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Endless Night Skies: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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