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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	6091	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	62
Players Killed by Monsters:	1376	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ores Mined:	692
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	8386

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2468
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8708	Crops Grown:	2136
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4878
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	4779
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4