Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Demon Skulls Collected: 21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 219 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magic Items Found: 7453
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2417 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 141
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mines Excavated: 2799

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magic Items Found: 4255
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 605 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7832 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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