Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

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SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5608	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CelebLoverMC SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4846
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBusterCraft

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So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

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u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4432	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4509	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8129	Magic Items Found:	3336
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1543	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.