Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Drive Thru Truth

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

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SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	5484
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	915

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CelebLoverMC SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8186	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockBusterCraft

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So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2325	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

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u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server

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hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6943

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Animals Bred:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trillbox server Minecraft

economics, grief server, Mechanics, Minecraft, Quests, Trillbox, Version 1.17.1

Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.