Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Star Shards Collected: 173
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Towns Built: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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