Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Mines Excavated: 4009 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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