HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3792	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5958

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

Acts, appreciation, big, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, love, Making A Difference, meaningful connection, positive influence, positivity, ripple effect, Small, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mines Excavated:	1324
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

Armour, blocks, Competitions, Doors, Egos, Fish, Grief, HARD, Impressive.., Map, MCVerseCity, Minecraft, no, Phantom, Players, PvP, Reset, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, SIZE, smp, Spawners, stands, Title, toggle, Wars

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lindner/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	204
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	112
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3872
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

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Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.