Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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