Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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