Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and heartbreak of dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about relationship problems again. Our virtual world is filled with blocky adventures and endless fun, who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and build your own happiness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Void Gems Collected: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zombie Dances: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Crops Grown: 4071 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 243 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    New Chunks Explored: 790479 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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