HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8245	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5800	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	3861	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	1164	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	5529
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	184
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	148	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.