HamburgCaliphateGather | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1471
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Animals Bred:	185	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8222	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3472	Crops Grown:	2920
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3049
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	4387	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4959
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4396
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crops Grown:	3293
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4299	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	4427
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700366	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Zombie Dances:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	4300
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crops Grown:	7081	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	5204	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10