So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6473
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Magic Items Found: 4561 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6681 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Potions Brewed: 149
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 4810
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Animals Bred: 56 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 408291 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 8545
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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