So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Ores Mined: 8797 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4084 Potions Brewed: 186
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3034 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Emeralds Found: 7974
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9203 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 190 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    • Origins (+ Extras!)
    • Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!)
    • Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets)
    • Mine Cells
    • Waystones
    • Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.)
    • Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.)
    • Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

    Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

    2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Items Found: 5382

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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