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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4087	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	598217

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	968	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mines Excavated:	2446

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Emeralds Found:	1026	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Players Killed by Monsters:	2742	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3