So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 458
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Potions Brewed: 82
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Alien Abductions: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crops Grown: 6602
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Animals Bred: 106

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1710 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8890 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Crops Grown: 8281 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Animals Bred: 184 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 7975 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 262 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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