So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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