So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1711
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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