So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Love Letters Sent: 12
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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