So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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