So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Secret Passages Found: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchantments Applied: 260

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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