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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	639
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5681
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	960278

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9268	Star Shards Collected:	290
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mines Excavated:	3081

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5329	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5106	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9070	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

Players:	90/200	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4