HairySituation Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8821	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and dodge creepers like it’s our job! But wait, there’s more – join now and you’ll also get to experience the craziest relationship drama that rivals any soap opera!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game girlfriend starts questioning your preferences on body hair. Will you choose to pay for her laser hair removal or risk ending the relationship over hairy arms? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and Minecraft survival.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of adventure, romance, and laser hair removal discussions all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	New Chunks Explored:	426066
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9869	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	4920
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Star Shards Collected:	278	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	2931	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	5523
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragon Eggs Found:	5944	Farms Harvested:	376
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3960

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	8433	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Votes:	7927	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	115	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	7685	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7546
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	7226	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!