/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

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join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	8314

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.