/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7353	Star Shards Collected:	65

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

**Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Looking for a Minecraft server that will light up your world like a controversial candle from Bath & Body Works? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the KKK would be jealous of our hooded adventures. Join us for a truly illuminating experience as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory. Just be sure to leave your white hoods at home – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6