Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.
So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5104 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3633 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).
So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 436 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!
And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2183 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?
So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 238 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 8448 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?
So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
