GuraVsKiaraMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

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Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	4654
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	262
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyBunnyLand

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Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19