GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	239
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Remember the good ol’ days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? We’ve got the perfect SMP for you to relive those glory days and forget all about adulting!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only responsibility you have is to build, mine, and survive. No bills to pay, no deadlines to meet, just pure unadulterated blocky fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Minecraft mobs who have formed their own society. Will you join forces with the Creepers and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Or maybe you’ll align yourself with the peaceful Sheep and build the most epic wool farm the world has ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting worries behind and join our insane Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless (and totally ridiculous)!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Potions Brewed:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Farms Harvested:	441	Zombie Dances:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9864
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1443	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9523	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!