Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1390 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

    NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

    Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense
    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 758 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!
    Crafted Survival
    SMP Type Semi-vanilla
    Environment Friendly, fun, and inclusive
    Main Additions
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Homes and TPA
    • Live World Map
    • Mob Heads
    • One Player Sleep
    • Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    • Active Player Base
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief on this server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

    2. How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

    3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

    Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

    4. How do ranks work on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

    5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

    Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

    6. Is there a live world map available?

    Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

    7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

    You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

    8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

    The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

    9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

    10. How can I join the server?

    You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • You Sold Out Minecraft Server

    You Sold Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2591 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SabotageCraftEU

    SabotageCraftEU
    Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

    SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Animals Bred: 45 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

    🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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    FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

    — Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – play.FunnyMC.net

    Website: https://mcfunny.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Crops Grown: 3299 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

    Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

    Features:

    A Dynamic Survival Experience From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
    Enhanced Quality of Life Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
    Exciting Crate Rewards Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
    Player-Driven Economy Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
    In-Game Ranks 24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

    Join Us:

    Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

    Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

    Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
    Are there custom items on the server? Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
    What is the economy like on Blue Horizon? We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
    What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them? We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

    And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

    The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone
    Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

    Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HolyWoofMC

    HolyWoofMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Runes Activated: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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