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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ores Mined:	7150
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9126
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	94051	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5578
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	6178	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Items Found:	7751
Farms Harvested:	375	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5362	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Emeralds Found:	352
Mines Excavated:	1806	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	4683	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	914

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alien Abductions:	0