Grid Mania Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5151	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7221	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	187183	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7891	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	803	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	337601	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Emeralds Found:	8902