GreekCoastGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2011	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	158
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8629
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8243	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

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Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ores Mined:	3491	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	8362	Farms Harvested:	693
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6924