LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Villages Defended: 14
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7166
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Dimension Hops: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ores Mined: 8454 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Dimension Hops: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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