GrainCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more explosions than ukraine and russia combined! our ships are filled with GRAIN, not just any grain, but magical grain that will make your crops grow faster than you can say “potato.”

we have black sea themed builds that will make you feel like you’re sailing the high seas, except without the risk of getting hit by a russian missile. our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building the best farm in all of minecraft.

so what are you waiting for? come sail the black sea with us and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1008
Players Killed by Monsters:	643	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StepSonSnubbedBDay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	4473
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5152	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	285

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	420445
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.