GovnoCraft Minecraft server

GovnoCraft

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Farms Harvested: 402 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 9758 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4514 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5544

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Chimeras Created: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Potions Brewed: 198
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 818347 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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