Goryland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	340	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8777
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	131871
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2017	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ores Mined:	9024	Mines Excavated:	4048
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Votes:	2551	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0