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RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	2588
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4899	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crops Grown:	8598	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	804
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4686	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Items Found:	3604	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	4637	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	138
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Players:	102/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7